OCLove's
wine
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Charles
Shaw - a.k.a. "2 Buck Chuck!" Dude it's an entire
bottle of wine for $1.99 and it's good! All you wine snobs can
kiss my fahhhhhhhkin' ASS.
Update 04.06.2004 - Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, my head hurts.
Update 01.21.2005 - Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, man. Oh it hurts. They should
call it "hangover in a bottle." |
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OCLove's
favorite Low Carb beer
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Michelob Ultra.
2.6 grams! I can have 2 Budweisers, or 10 of these. No brainer!
....although I
might have a bit more game going the budweiser route. |
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OCLove's
favorite Taco Tuesday
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El Ranchito -
Newport Beach. Good Hip-Hop, great tacos and smokin' hot girls.
I mean like "Holy sh*t look at that!" smokin' hot
girls. Hit or miss though, sometimes your knee deep in boobies,
and sometimes it's a sword fight.
Beginning of the
night, no one wants to cram tacos in their pie-hole in front
of everyone. By the end of the night when everyone is drunk,
people are eating like they've never seen food before... |
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OCLove's
favorite Massive street party that hasn't quite been ruined
by the cops yet
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Updated
July 2005
4th of July - Newport Beach. THE party of the year. According
to NBPD's own chief of police 100,000 people come to west newport
for this annual celebration. I know, cause I went to city hall
and heard him say it because I'm a HUGE GEEK. The streets are
PACKED in all directions for about 20 blocks. My street gets
so packed that you can't even ride a bike down it. The crowd
is 90% 18-35 year olds. Unlike most big outdoor bashes (think
Mardi Gras) there ARE enough women to go around. The people
are beautiful - guys and girls - it's Southern California. I
would guess that this is one of the biggest gatherings of fake
breasts in the world. The OLD pimp-n-ho parties in Vegas and
a good weekend in Havasu would be the only contenders. Just
an all around good time. The cops used to be absolute Nazi a-holes,
ticketing you for every fool thing you can think of, but in
the past 3 years they've actually been pretty cool. You can
definitely notice they went from harrassing you to just enforcing
the rules. A whole slew of new laws and absurd fines passed,
but as long as you know what they are and behave you'll be fine.
Kind of ironic that on Independence day, the day to celebrate
our freedom, you can get a $300 ticket for stepping off your
porch and onto the sidewalk with a beer. I feel a Rant coming
on.... |
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OCLove's
favorite Massive party on the water
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Lake Havasu,
AZ baby! For those who don't know this is where they film
all those girls gone wild videos. And the girls do. They get
crazy. Seriously, WHAT is it about copper canyon that makes
people want to do it in public? What is that!!? Havasu seems
to ebb and flow with the amount of women there. Some times
we've gone and there have been a lot of girls, other times
it's SO bad, you're like WHY am I here? Why did I drive 5
hours across the desert in the scorching heat to hang out
at a weinie roast? So my advice - Bring girls! Whenever you
can. Even when you want a "guys trip" bring freakin'
girls. Even if it's girls that no one in your group is interested
in - Bring girls! You're doing mankind a service and helping
the all important ratio. And you're going to have a better
time. Girls attract other girls. What boat would you want
to tie up to your boat? 5 girls and 5 guys or a boatload of
10 dudes? See what I'm saying. Even if it's all plutonic "friends"
so what! You can trade them. "I'll see your one hot friend
and I'll raise you my hot friend." |
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OCLove's
favorite Holiday
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Halloween! No
brainer right? This is the one day a year that girls get to
be what they're not. Nice girls get to be naughty, good girls
get to be bad, and all girls get to be slutty. Face it guys,
halloween was MADE for women. Slutty schoolgirls, slutty nurses,
slutty witches, or my personal favorite slutty slut. And every
outfit seems to be centered around an obscene amount of cleavage.
I freaking love it.
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